My Pete decided that Pip needed now shoes for his ever expanding feet.
My Pete: Do you like these ones?
Pip: No.
My Pete: How about these one?
Pip: No
My Pete: These?
Pip: No.
My Pete: Well, which ones do you like?
Pip: I don’t know. I’m a fourteen year old boy. Just tell me what to wear on my feet and I’ll do it.
My Pete (deadpan): OK, strawberry cheesecake.
Pip (deadpan): Except that.
It is NEVER like that when Ashy and I go shopping together…